- one hospital bill for $14,849
- three hundred forty-eight trips to the boob
- one hundred and six loads of laundry
- four Sunday papers
- not nearly enough hours of sleep
- five trips to the doctor (and one trip to the emergency room)
- nine hundred sixty-four photographs
- five million diapers
- thirty-one days with her (the best part)
(Please note that a few of these statistics are rough estimates or wild exaggerations.)
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